fluoroid:

linguisticsyall:

romancingthelanguages:

“Shit It’s raining”

I can’t think of a better thing to put on an umbrella.

love the french

fluoroid:

linguisticsyall:

romancingthelanguages:

“Shit It’s raining”

I can’t think of a better thing to put on an umbrella.

love the french

(Source: howmanyletters)

(Source: itslatingirl)

(Source: burrrr-ee)

echoesofoswin:

leonkuwatastonguepiercing:

mukuroikusabaka:

finish this sentence: m

y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.

What the actual fuck

(Source: flaunter)

“If you were in a different body, would you have the same personality?”
(via allidoiswrong)

(Source: hazelhirao)

“What a wonderful thought it is that some of the best days of our lives haven’t happened yet.”
Unknown (via cierrafrances)

(Source: pureblyss)

whatadickvandyke:

Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke in a rehearsal of Mary Poppins (1964)

whatadickvandyke:

Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke in a rehearsal of Mary Poppins (1964)

“The fact that you’re struggling doesn’t make you a burden. It doesn’t make you unloveable or undesirable or undeserving of care. It doesn’t make you too much or too sensitive or too needy. It makes you human. Everyone struggles. Everyone has a difficult time coping, and at times, we all fall apart. During these times, we aren’t always easy to be around — and that’s okay. No one is easy to be around one hundred percent of the time. Yes, you may sometimes be unpleasant or difficult. And yes, you may sometimes do or say things that make the people around you feel helpless or sad. But those things aren’t all of who you are and they certainly don’t discount your worth as a human being. The truth is that you can be struggling and still be loved. You can be difficult and still be cared for. You can be less than perfect, and still be deserving of compassion and kindness.”
Daniell Koepke (via psych-facts)
“No relationship is all sunshine, but two people can share one umbrella and survive the storm together.”

lameborghini:

i think what pisses me off more than anything else is the little spot the windshield wipers miss when it’s raining

eatyourpie:

Rev Kate Bottley reacting to the first gay couple to marry legally in the UK 

wham bam thankyou ma’am.

(Source: blaineanderzon)

dancing-to-your-heartbeat:

Showing up at your best friends house uninvited.

dancing-to-your-heartbeat:

Showing up at your best friends house uninvited.